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Fishy Tales

To be honest, I really don't want to write this blog. I rarely pay attention in this class, and usually I would rely on SparkNotes because I can't read the text right? The problem is that even the SparkNotes text is too complicated for my massive peanutbrain that I had to rely on Alexa's Bedtime Stories, which doesn't give that much information. But anyways here it goes. Addie Bundren is actuall y a fish So on page 84 of As I Lay Dying, Vardaman says: "My mother (Addie Bundren) is a fish." And during class discussions people are justifying the quote and taking it figuratively, but finally Simpleton Mind over here realizes something no one else brought up. What if Addie is really a fish? There are some evidence that supports this. First off, the coffin smells, and you know what else smells? Fish, like have you ever went to a fish market and something smells fishy in there? So Addie smells, and the fish smells and all bad smells smell the same, so if Addie s